Met this girl the other day
Said her name was "Pat" I said "No Way"
She had the prettiest fucking eyes
Till I did realise...
She was a man,
A really fucking beautiful man
Like an older Sid Vicious
With Boobs sized thirty six C
She will grant your wishes
Just don't catch a disease
Catch a disease
Transylvanian Transexual
She'll suck your blood but only on schedule
Won't take my garlic but she'll take my stake
But cumming in her face was my mistake because...
She was a man,
A really fucking beautiful man
Like an older Sid Vicious
With Boobs sized thirty six C
She will grant your wishes
Just don't catch a disease
Catch a disease
credits
from The Satirical Skunk,
released September 1, 2010
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